From The New Bloody Torah by Steve Howard Genesis chapter 03

genesis chapter 03

For you boneheads who think the universe was really whipped up in six days, it was not. And the serpent was a symbol in older religions. For wisdom and rebirth. Just to let you know.

Vs. 4: “You are not going to die.” EQ.

Many think this makes the serpent a teller of a lie. It don’t. Vs. 5: and you will be like divine beings who know good and bad.” Vs. 6 … the tree was desirable as a source of wisdom. EQ.

Well, hang on. Did you catch that.

The source of wisdom. Come readers. Please pay homage to this grand event. Give the serpent some credit. God the one forgetful reckless tyrannical dictator don’t want us, the creatures he made in his image, to have wisdom. Keep us stupid.

Well fuck that.

Vs. 11: Who told you that you were naked? EQ.

The bloody fashion salesmen, that’s who. The lying murdering merchants, that’s who.
Vs. 13: “The serpent duped me, and I ate.” EQ. 


Thank fuck. And God can go to hell. Cursing the serpent for wisdom. Cursing the woman for wanting it.

Vs. 22: what if he should stretch out his hand and take also from the tree of life and eat, and live forever!” EQ.

Read the last verse twice more. And know that this was a fear of the gods a few thousand years ago. That we become the gods. At the time of writing it was science fiction. It is within our reach now.
Vs. 23: So the Lord God banished him from the garden of Eden. EQ.

God is a selfish megalomaniac that does not want to share his power with the other gods and does not want the mortals to see what they could have. And he doesn’t have a bloody clue what he’s doing. Days after thinking he was so good and already he’s cursing and punishing the man and woman he made in his-their own image.

Steve Howard Writes


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